call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours
i love every pixel of you my dear mutual
call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours
Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*
The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider
The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*
Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad
On one hand, Elrond really is an outstanding person, and by the end of the Third Age there aren't many people who can say they can match his wisdom
On the other hand, it's really endearing how Aragorn is constantly like "I can sing you this song but Elrond would sing it better :/" "I will try to heal you but Elrond would do it better :/" "I remember this but Elrond would remember it better :/"
Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.
the idea behind a grim (a big friendly ghost dog) is that because the first soul buried in a burial yard would be its guardian they would bury a Very Good Boy there first so a human wouldn’t be stuck at the gate so to speak. so in that way Laika is continuing an ancient tradition of a guardian spirit protecting the souls of everyone who passes after her.
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
Also I am now All In on a version of events wherein, circa age 10, angry child Thoreau Lionett Junior tries to run away from home for the fourth time, and his furious embittered father does not interfere when his exhausted mother says, you know what, fine. Your sister, who is a Respectable Urban Professional in Rexxentrum, with a wife and her own home and a stable career, has agreed to let you live with her for the summer. Go be her problem.
Meanwhile, Beau and Yasha have been discussing swinging by Fjord's orphanage to go child-shopping with ever-growing amounts of actual sincerity still hidden beneath an increasingly flimsy cover of 'haha we're totally joking (but not really)'. So TJ should be a great trial run, except also he's Theirs Now and never going home, and swiftly he discovers that, oh boy, ok, spending the rest of his childhood and then his teens being raised by his older sister, Member Of The Mighty Nein, Expositor of the Cobalt Soul Beauregard Lionett, is going to be FUCKING WILD.
This is my firm and full personal headcanon, and also I would read 150,000 words of it in a heartbeat.
Yalll want to see some trans joy?!
Josie and I get to go swimming this weekend!! I know that doesn’t seem like much, but for a couple of trans women this is a big deal, and I AM SO EXCITED
Now I wish I had a private pool so I could invite all my trans friends over for a swim!
It turns out that you can rent pools for like 50 bucks an hour. I know that’s a lot of money, but if you divide it up among enough people it ends up being pretty doable!